Many Earthlings are delusional. Yes, delusional. Not all of them, but more than you would expect. Once you become acquainted with this particular variety of homo sapien I’m sure you’ll agree. Even those of you who find fanciful thinking quaint* may have difficulty defending these creatures.
* You know who you are. Then again, maybe you don’t. Maybe you’re one of them.
This type of Earthling rarely accepts empirical evidence of any kind. They reject science while clinging to unfounded beliefs that angels exist, bunnies color eggs for religious holidays, and pop stars are political operatives.
But, hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day. Right?
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Illustrations by: Mark Scott Ricketts
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