Dimension Hoppers Gone Wild
Bangers on tour
Celebrity Rebels THE BANGERS are currently touring the Skddle galaxy. The “BITE DOWN ON THIS” tour, sponsored by RASCAL WAREHOUSE, will arrive unannounced, pillage without mercy, and leave without regret. Those lucky enough to survive their onslaught will receive a SWAG BAG with signed holo-graphs featuring the BANGERS crew flashing an array of rude gestures. And there’s more: the official tour t-shirt, an honorary fan club membership, and a kick in the teeth.
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Ah, the Bangers! I really love their hit 'Walk like an eruption'.